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Aphormism - is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner.

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble....but shouldn't that be an even number?

♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white and
blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing behind you.

♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their
body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you
ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

♦ America is a country which produces citizens who
will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street
to vote.

♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when
you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body

♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with
vengeance. We'll see about that!

♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been
Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last
night.

♦ Money talks ... but all mine ever says is
good-bye.

♦ You're not fat, you're just easier to see.

♦ If you think nobody cares whether you're alive,
try missing a couple of payments.

♦ I always wondered what the job application is
like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here,
fill this out?"

♦ The location of your mailbox shows you how far
away from your house you can go in a robe, before you start looking like
a mental patient.

♦ Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids
in touch!
♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he
stayed drunk.
 
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We always said that 144 engineers equaled gross ignorance.


Never mistake motion for action.
 
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