A rather determined looking lady walks into a sporting goods store. She says: " I want to buy a rifle for my husband".

The clerk asks:" What caliber did he ask you to get?".

The lady replies: " Do you think I was going to ask him what I'm going to shoot him with?"

Then, of course, there was the gentleman who walked into the sporting goods store and headed for the gun counter.

He told the salesman, "I want a gun for my wife."

The salesman replied, "I'm sorry - we don't make trades like that."