>>> The Redneck Love Poem
>>>
>>> SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
>>> SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
>>> SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
>>> SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
>>>
>>> PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
>>> YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
>>> I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
>>> BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
>>>
>>> SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
>>> AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL,
>>> BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
>>> HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL
>>>
>>> YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
>>> AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER,
>>> BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
>>> I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
>>>
>>> BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
>>> JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
>>> MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
>>> YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.