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Three Nuns go over a cliff in a tour bus. When they come too, they are standing in front of St. Peter.

" is this the gates to heaven?" asks the first nun.

" yes it is " replies St. Peter.

All three nuns are happy to arrive at their day of salvation.

" I know that you have served the Lord all of your life, but still all people must answer a question that God has chosen for them before they are allowed to enter the kingdom of heaven"

Of course all three nuns are apprehensive over this. Finally St. Peter calls the first nun forward. Looking in his big book and finding her name, He patiently looks at her, and says " the question that God has chosen for you is 'Who was the first man on earth?'

The nuns face lights up and she answers, " that was easy, the first man was Adam!"
With that the bells rang, the angels sang and the gates of heaven opened.

The second nun was called and she was so hopeful that her question would be as easy as the first nun's was. Finding her name in his big book, St. Peter says to her " And Gods special question to you is ' Who was the first woman on earth?'

Her face lights up and she says, " that is an easy one, the first woman was Eve"

With that, the bells rang, the angels sang and the gates of heaven opened.

The third nun is full of confidence now. How hard can this be she thinks. She smiles and steps up as St. Peter looks in his big book and
finds her special question. " God's special question for you is "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

The third nun thought and thought as St. Peter looked patiently down on her. Finally 45 minutes later in frustration, she blurted out " My God that is a hard one!"

And the bells rang, the angels sang.........
 
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