You konw when you are getting old when:

You see a beautiful teenage girl walking down the street with her mother and think....

Her mother ain't bad looking either

Nah, its when you can't decide which to bed first.

You are both wrong. I just take myself to bed and Dream of those things from my distant past! derf

You are getting old when you take a viagra, to keep from pissing on your shoes!

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You are getting old when you take a viagra, to keep from pissing on your shoes!

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You are getting old when you take a viagra, to keep from pissing on your shoes!

Or to keep from falling out of bed!

Yer gettin old when you'd rather have it promised to ya than offered.

25 Signs You Have Grown Up
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>1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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>4. 6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
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>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
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>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break up.
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>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
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>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
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>10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door
>won't turn the stereo down.
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>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
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>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
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>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
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>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
>one.
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>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset,
>rather than settle your stomach.
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>19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
>antacid, not condoms and a pregnancy test.
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>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
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>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
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>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going
>to drink that much again."
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>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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>25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
>doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
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"The best thing about getting older is that there are more and more good looking woman"

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"The best thing about getting older is that there are more and more good looking woman"

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Originally posted by Rooster:

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"The best thing about getting older is that there are more and more good looking woman"

AND their kids are all in College!

When you talk about what you used to do, rather than what you are going to do!

I think one of the real killers is when you're ogling a young chick you'd like to bed, and throughout your initial conversation she keeps addressing you as "sir." Then there's the greatest line you'll ever receive from a chick - "You remind me of my dad!" Best wishes.

Cal - Montreal