An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this tavern where
you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I
remember it well." "Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there
again and we can do it for old time's sake." "Oooh Henry, you devil,
that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth
listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got
to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along,
leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get
to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts
her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She
turns around and the old man moves in and leans her against the fence.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about
forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her for dear
life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.

Finally, they both collapse
panting on the ground. After about half an hour of lying on the
ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes
back on. The policeman, still watching, thinks "That was truly amazing.
I've got to ask him what his secret is."

As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else.
You must have been having sex for forty minutes. What's your secret?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

I give 5 grins!! that is good, I'm going to tell my grandfather.

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