AMISH

An Amish woman and her
daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.The
daughter said to her mother, ' My hands are freezing cold.'
The mother replied, '
Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them
up..'The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the
daughter was
riding with her boyfriend who said, ' My hands are freezing
cold.'The girl replied, ' Put them between my legs. The warmth
of my body will warm them up..' He did and warmed his hands.
The following day, the
boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.He said, ' My
nose is cold.'The girl replied, ' Put it between my legs. The
warmth of my body will warm it up.' He did and warmed his
nose.The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the
daughter, and he said, ' My penis is frozen solid.' The following day the
daughter was
driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her
mother, 'Have you ever heard of a penis?' Slightly concerned the mother
said, 'Why, yes...! Why do you ask?' The daughter replies: 'They make
one heck of a mess when they defrost, don't
they?'