Half a dozen smart Wall Street kids in a Golf Club lounge. A cellphone rings on a table, guy picks it, says:

"Hallo?"

"Oh, darling, I forgot to ask you this morning..."

"Yes, my love?"

"Do you remember that wooooonderful fur coat we saw yesterday..?"

"Yep.. How much was that?"

"Only 25 thousand, honey..."

"No problem, put it on the Visa."

"I LOVE you!!! And..."

"Yes, my little flower?"

"That Benz SLK we were talking about..."

"SLK? OK, but not more than 50 thousand, huh?"

"Sure!!! Sure!! You are such a wonderful husband, today!!!! I am almost ashamed to ask you..."

"What, my sugar candy?"

"My mother... could she..."

"Come for a visit? Sure! Tell her she can stay three or four weeks!"

"You are incredible... kiss-smack-smack-love! Bye-bye!!"

Guy closes the phone, looks thoughtfully at it, lifts his head, and asks around:

"Whose phone is this?"

Very good