A guy walks into a bar with an alligator under one arm and a baseball bat in the other. He places the alligator on the bar and asks for everyone's attention. He takes the bat and as hard as he can, hits the alligator on the head. Slowly the reptile opens his mouth.

He steps up on a stool, unzips his pants and places his pecker in the alligator's mouth. He looks around. Everyone is stone cold sober right now and some are beginning to sweat. He raises the baseball bat and with all his strength he hits the gator on the head again. The alligator slowly closes his mouth, stopping just before the teeth reach his pecker.

Not a sound can be heard in the bar as he wacks him again on the head. The alligator slowly opens his jaws. The guy puts his pud away and looks at the crowd.

"Anyone else want to try this?"

One guy in the back steps up and says "Yes, I would, but do you have to hit me with the baseball bat?"

then there was the 'gay blade' that walked into a bar in the old west + asked the bartender where all those big cowboys were. He replies, outback, lynching a fag. The blade in his most bass Profundo says, "No shit?" It's better when you hear it.