A funeral service was held for a woman who had passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers were carrying the casket out for the trip to the cemetery when they accidentally bumped it against the frame of the door.

And, good heavens, they heard a faint moan from within.

They opened the casket, and found she was still alive!!

She lived for 11 more years then finally did die.

A ceremony was again held, and at the end of the service the pallbearers were again carrying the casket out to the hearse.

As they were walking, the husband was heard to cry, "Watch out for the door frame!!!"

I would have nailed it shut the second time around!