One day this nasty smelling, unmarried, zit picking, pony tailed, ultra (pro tax & spend--give everything away)
liberal type hippie went to the grocery store.

As he slinked up and down the isles, and he put various items in his cart:

1 potato.
1 roll of TP.
1 TV dinner
1 loaf of bread.
1 package of bean sprouts.
(1 fillet of dingo)
(1 wrapped and packaged side of wombat)
1 package of tofu.
1 cheap toothbrush.
1 can of beer.
1 can of soup.

etc.

etc.

After he'd selected all these individual items, and more;

He found his way to the check out line.

After setting all his single items on the belt for the very pretty girl working the cash register,

She looked at him, and said, "You're single aren't you"?

This dimwit was taken aback...... just stunned at her powers of perception.

Finally gathering his wits about him, replied, " Yes, I am. How did you know that ?
Can you tell by my purchases"?

She said, "No, its because you're so darn ugly".

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d.

[ 07-14-2003, 00:18: Message edited by: Winger Ed ]

Hell, I know a few "Yuppies" here in Michigan that would buy packaged Dingo and Wombat just to impress there friends. There friends would be duley impressed and rush off to purchase there own "exotic" meats. As stupid as the Yuppies are there thinking goes somthing like "Kobie(sp) beef, no I'd never eat that. Beef is bad for your heart, but Wombat is good for your heart"