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A Cowboy's Guide To Life... * Don't name a pig you plan to eat. * Your fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong. * Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. * Keep skunks and bankers and Lawyers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plough around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered,,,,,,,, not yelled. * Meanness don't jest happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Don't sell your mule to buy a plough. * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You can not un-say a cruel word........ * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway..... * Don't squat down with your spurs on. * Don't judge people by their relatives. * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. * Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none. * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. * It's better to be a has-been than a never-was. * The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. * If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't. * It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. * Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got. * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. * Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. * Only cows know why they stampede. * Always drink upstream from the herd. * If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya. * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. * You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'till they get thumped'. * Never, Never,,,,,,,,, miss a good opportunity to shut up. -- Promise me, when I die, don't let my wife sell my guns for what I told I her I paid for them. | ||
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Mr. Will Rodgers was indeed a wise man. NRA Patron Life Member Benefactor Level | |||
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