I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+ year-old. In fact, she wasn't bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

What's that? I asked

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

How To Exit Gracefully!?

there would be no grace involved in that exit.

Nope. Just run!(+ for my next act,Jesse Owens)

Oh common guys, take it like a man