Not everyone will appreciate this, but here goes:

A Norwegian sailor was shipwrecked on an unihabited island. A few years later he was found. The landing party observed several nicely made structures. They asked, what is that one for? Oh, that's the privy. And that one over there? That's the woodshed. And the nearby one? My house. And the one at the foot of the hill? That's my church. And the one on top of the hill? That's the church I used to go to.