The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through
dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim
and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004,
after having been screwed for the past four years.

Characteristics of individuals infected include:

Uncontrolled facial smirking,

Delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,

Inability to incorporate new information,

Inability to accept responsibility for own actions,

Cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,

Ignorance of geography and history,

Tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,

Categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

?Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
originated only a few years ago from a Bush found in Texas.

BEWARE

Must be spreading, we have some Pollies who have it too!

This disease peaked in 1996!

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Originally posted by Greg K:
This disease peaked in 1996!

It damn sure peaked in 96.

Yes in 96 and it was spread from the top on down.

"Let me repeat myself, I did not have sexual relations with that Lewinski woman."

"I did not hqve sex with ."

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Originally posted by paa:
"I did not hqve sex with ."

I wouldn't either.
Paul B.