A small boy saw that his dad was preparing for an African hunt.
He asked his mom if daddy was going to shoot a frican elephant.
Daddy asked "where did you come up with that expression.
SON SAID: I saw it under a picture.
It said African Elephant."

Several years ago while in a restaurant with my son + grandaughter who was at that point perhaps 3 years old + her diction was not quite mature yet.When the waitress brought our food sans silverware my son told her to call to the waitress + tell her that you want a fork + spoon. So She screamed out into the crowded restaurant "I WANT A FOOK IN SPOON!"

Few years ago, got drawn for a Grizzly hunt. While wife and wife were doing our thing, School had a prominent conservationist in to talk about the "endangered" bears. Kids were given some literature to take home and discuss with their parents. Son pipes up, can't do that, my mom and dad are out hunting Grizzly bears.

Grizz