Americans Jeff & Jim are Siamese twins joined at the hip.
They walk into a bar in New York & order a couple of beers.

Barman serves them and asks "You guys been on vacation yet?"

"We're off to England next week" says Jeff "We go every year"

Barman says " England's great; the culture, history, the Queen "

Jeff replies "We don't go for that shit, it's the only chance Jim gets
to drive the fucking car."