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One winter morning a husband and wife in central South Dakota were > listening to the > radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to > have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the > even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through." > So the good wife went out and moved her car. > > A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer > said, "We are expecting 10 to12 inches of snow today. You must park your > car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get > through." The good wife went out and moved her car again. > > > The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer > says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must > park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very > upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't > know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the > snowplows can get through?" > > With the love and understanding in his voice that men who are married > exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage > this time." Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready Theodore Roosevelt | ||
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oh, she's a blonde. | |||
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That guy must have marrie my ex wife | |||
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