A lady buys a parrot who uses insulting language. The pet shop owner has explained that whenever the parrot does so, she only has to swing him by the tail and the parrot will stop using such language on the spot. In fact, he gives a demonstration in the store and,sure enough, the parrot stops using insulting language on the spot.

The following Sunday, the lady is entertaining the local Bishop and ladies of a church organization at an afternoon tea. The parrot eyes them and says: " Why don't you bitches shut up?"

The lady grabs the parrot and swings him around repeatedly.

The parrot says: " Whee! What a f.....g breeze!"