>> > A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and
>says he's sending a
>> > friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks
>"How will I recognize
>> > him?"The rancher says "That's easy, he's a
>midget with a speech
>> > impediment."
>> >
>> > The midget shows up, and the guy asks him if
>he's looking for a male
>> > or female horse.
>> >
>> > "A female horth."
>> >
>> > He shows him a prized filly.
>> >
>> > "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
>> >
>> > The guy picks up the midget and he gives the
>horse's eyes the once
>> > over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
>> >
>> > He picks the little fella up again, and shows
>him the horse's ears.
>> > "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
>> >
>> > The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by
>this point, but he picks
>> > him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
>"Nice mouf, can I see
>> > her twat"?
>> >
>> > Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher
>grabs him under his
>> > arms and rams the midget's head as far as he
>can up the horse's
>> > twat, pulls him out and slams him on the
>ground.
>> >
>> > The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that: now,
Can I thee her wun awounda widdlebit"?

[ 10-05-2003, 06:13: Message edited by: Marsh Mule ]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

thank you, i haven't laughed that hard in days,that was funny as hell!!!!!!!!

SOME PEOPLE LIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO TAKE EM OUT................