What kind of sex are you having these days???????
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>Subject: 7 kinds of sex
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> Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
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> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
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> This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and
>you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
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> The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
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> This is when you have been with your partner for a short
>time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even
>in the kitchen.
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> The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
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> This is when you have been with your partner for a long
>time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex
>only in your bedroom.
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> The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
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> This is when you have been with your partner for too
>long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both
>say "screw you."
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> The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
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> This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
>afternoon and Nun at night.
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> The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
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> This is when you cannot stand your hudband any more. He
>takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone
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> And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called:
>Social Security Sex.
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> You get a little each month. But not enough to live on
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