A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?" Dad
says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way:

1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her
the Government.

3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People.

4. The nanny, we'll call her The Working Class.

5. And your baby brother, we'll call him The Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad had
said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up
to check on him. He finds that the baby has badly soiled his diaper,
so the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound
asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
locked, he looks in the keyhole and finds his father in bed with the
nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the
little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics
means now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you
think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, " The President is screwing the Working
Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
and the Future is in deep shit."!