Oldy but goody. A Fuller brush salesman was in an unpopulated area (the sticks) and knocked on the door of what he hope would be the last pitch and/or sale of the day. A 10 year old boy answered the door an said "whatdya want?". He asked if Mom was home. "No! She out back having whoopee with a sheep". Common now. You shouldn't fool around like that. "Not fooling, she do dat right now Mithder!" Yeth thir. Dat what she do. My God man! You really are serious! Doesn't that bug you? Geesiz. I can't believe it! You don't have a problem with that? "Neh...Nahhhhhhahahah". Stomp stomp.

that so called joke was almost Vasper worthy!