David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:



# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.



# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.



# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.



# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.



# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.



# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.



# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.



# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.



# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THERE ARE NOT BLACK DRIVERS IN NASCAR...



#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways

Letterman is a flaming liberal and would never say those words.


And David is not that funny, either.