Subject: Fw: Now Watch this! - A little Air Force Humor.


A C-130 was flying on a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him. The F-16 fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that. The C-130 pilot said, "That was pretty impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes, and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the heck did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled, "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a leak, then I got a cup of coffee and a sweet roll."

An oldy but a goody, still makes me smile.

truth, nothing but the truth.

Even better:
The C-130 pilot tells the F-16 pilot, "I can do something up here with this C-130 that you can't."
"Wha? There's nothing you can do with that Herky Bird that I can't with this Fighting Falcon!" sez the fighter jock"
C-130 pilot: "If I do it, will you?'
Fighter jock: "Absolutely."
C-130 pilot: "I'm shutting down two engines."
Fighter jock: nothing, peels away.