Thanks again! That was great. I could comment on 2 of them. The redneck love poem was reminiscent of Buffy St. Marie's song "Johnny be Fine" + on the pickup lines. I knew a guy in the early 70s that his favorite pick up line was "Hey baby do you know where I can find a 5 lb. douche bag for my elephant?" No shit! It was always a good looking chick + they all fell for it. For the life of me, I still can't figure that one out. Hell, if I tried that I would most likely get my face slapped.
Correction on the Buffy St. Marie song as it's now going through my head + I havent heard it in 50 + years but I think the title was "Johnny be Fair". Pull it up, it's amusing.