A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
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>After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a
>requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'
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>The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
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>The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
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>To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
>temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
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>The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading..
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>A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it
>still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
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>The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
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>The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the
>temptations of the flesh?"
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>The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke
>my faith."
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>The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for
>about five minutes.
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>Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't
>it?