A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel.
The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour
wait.
I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, if you
please."

Intrigued, the man said, "OK."

The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is
your
IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity,
Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.
The man was most impressed.

The next day he returned, but thought he would try a different tack.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?
This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball
scores, and what to expect the Red Sox & Yankees to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e

y-o-u-r

p-e-o-p-l-e

r-e-a-l-l-y

g-o-i-n-g

t-o

n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e

H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"

y-o-u

b-e-t

y-o-u-r

a-s-s

ROFLMAO!!

I'm afraid of Osama, Obama and Chelsea's mama!

Well, if the dems do nominate hillary it should be a shoo in for the Republican nominee

Either way we are fucked, Dem or Rep. are two sides of the same coin. While you are arguing over which is better. They are giving us the DP of our lifes.

DP= Double penetration