Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?"
she cried...but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no
answer....

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away .... "Hellooooo - we're all
down here!!!...."

Waiting in the recovery room, the Doctor comes into the room to inform the woman that her child is a hermaphrodite.

"What's that?" she asks.

"Your baby has both male and female organs." replies the Doc.

"You mean both a penis AND a brain?"

Cheers!