A man boards a very full flight and shortly after settling in to his seat, he notices one of the most beautiful women he's ever seen coming down the aisle, staring straight toward his row. As she nears, she puts her carry-on in the overhead and slides in next to him.

Not believing his good fortune to be sitting beside this very beautiful woman on his flight, he decides to strike up a conversation shortly after they level off in flight.

'Business or pleasure?" he asks.

'Excuse me?' she asks. He says, 'I was asking if you were traveling on business or pleasure.'

'Well, actually I'm travelling on both. My business is about pleasure', she explains. 'Oh, how so?' the man asks.

'I'm traveling to a nymphomaniacs convention, where I'm the keynote speaker.'

At this point, the man can't believe his good fortune, so he asks 'What are you going to be talking about?'

'I'm giving a speech based upon my research with thousands of men from all ethnic groups. The theme of my speech is what type of man makes the best lover. From having sex with thousands of men, purely for research mind you, I've found that American Indian men have the most stamina while having intercourse, and that Jewish men are the most well endowed. However, for overall enthusiasm in bed, the good old American redneck takes first prize.'

Suddenly blushing, the woman says 'I'm sorry, I shouldn't be telling you all this, I don't even know your name.'

'Glad to meet you, ma'am, my name's Tonto...Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba!'

Haha....Goodstuff this one.