A little Irish humor.... =BR>

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell =own when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.
After Mass= the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided =o come to Mass. What made ya come?"

Murphy said, "I got to be hone=t with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really l=ve that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he ca=e to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat duri=g Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was goin= to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest sai=, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed=your mind?"

Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on th= 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."

With=a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I ta=ked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without yo=r hat than burn in Hell?"

Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Fathe=, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered wher= I left me hat."