We were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African black tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.

When the male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the Penis to 24 inches.

Later that evening as I was getting out of the shower, my wife looked at me and said, “How about we try the African String-and-Weight procedure?”

I reluctantly agreed and we tied a string and a weight to my penis.

A few days later, my wife asked me, "How is our little Tribal experiment coming along?"

"Well, it looks like we're about halfway there," I replied.

"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?”

"No, but it has turned black."

I Will Make Do With What I Have,Thank You!!!