(I hasten to say that this is a sick joke and I guess I'm sick)


A blonde falls off the terrace of her 30th story apartment house. As she falls by the 24th floor, screaming, a male hand reaches out and grabs her. A man asks: " Do you suck?" The blonde says: "No". The hand lets her go and she continues to fall.

As she passes the 19th floor, a male hand reaches out and grabs her: " Do you f..k?". She says "NO". The hand let go of her and she continues to fall.

Now she is falling fast and the pavement is beginning to come up faster and faster.

At that moment, a male hand reaches out and grabs her. The blonde screams: " I suck. I f..k!"

The male hand drops her and says "slut"