Crying lying on the back is not possible - the tears flow into the ears tickled and becomes ridiculous.


I'm trying to lose weight. But he always finds me.


- Whether have you the Jews in the family?
- No, I'm the first.


How much vodka or drink, and the body is still made up of water by 80%!


I believe that a wife has the right to do whatever she wants. If only it was delicious.

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Originally posted by Use Enough Gun:
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Crying lying on the back is not possible - the tears flow into the ears tickled and becomes ridiculous.

You can't cry while lying on your back because your tears tickle your ears and then you start giggling.

I'm trying to lose weight. But he always finds me.

The same old joke that used to be told by middle aged women "I'm trying to lose weight but it always finds me!"

- Whether have you the Jews in the family?
- No, I'm the first.

Yeah, this one has me stumped too!

How much vodka or drink, and the body is still made up of water by 80%!

"No matter how much booze I drink, my body is still 80% water!" Therefore I can never have more than 20% booze in my body, therefore I can never be truly drunk.

I believe that a wife has the right to do whatever she wants. If only it was delicious.

"The wife can do whatever she wants, long as it tastes good!" (i.e. cooking or sandwich making)

Any Jews in your family tree?
Nope, I'm the first!

(tongue-in-cheek alias "dry" humor)
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