An Alaskan Story . . .


The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man
answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your missing wife" said one of the troopers.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens asked with concern.

The troopers looked at each other and then one of them said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens.

Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"

The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

Love it...wife wasn't that impressed through...

They never are,no sense of humor.

An Alaskan man drives his snow mobile into the mechanics garage. The thing is leaking oil all over the place.
Mechanic looks up and says: "Hey man looks like you blew a seal".
Man takes to his beard and says: Nah it's just icicles".

Apparently, this story is a heritage of Russian rule over Alaska. I hear this story every time drinking beer with river crayfish in some companies.

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Originally posted by NormanConquest:
They never are,no sense of humor.

One of the great Russian writer said: "do not joke with women. These jokes are silly and indecent".