....and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.

When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to
complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and laughing finally subsided, I found out she was referring
to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.


They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.

I still don't think I looked that bad.....................................

Stolen, for sure.

Last time at the grocery store they asked "paper or plastic". I thought they meant grocery bags but no.it was check or credit card.