> > Subject: The best restroom signs
>
> >
> > Friends don't let friends
> > take home ugly women
> > restroom
> > Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
> >
> > The best way to a man's heart
> > is to saw his breast plate open.
> > Women's restroom
> > Murphy's, Champaign, IL
> >
> Beauty is only a light switch away.
> > Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
> >
> > I've decided that to raise my grades
> > I must lower my standards.
> > Houghton Library
> > Harvard University, Cambridge, MA
> >
> > If life is a waste of time,
> > and time is a waste of life,
> > then let's all get wasted together
> > and have the time of our lives.
> > Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
> >
> > Remember, it's not,
> > "How high are you?"
> > it's
> > "Hi, how are you?"
> > Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

> > God made pot.
> > Man made beer.
> > Who do you trust?
> > The Irish Times, Washington, DC

> > Fighting for peace is like
> > screwing for virginity.
> > The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO

> > No matter how good she looks,
> > some other guy is sick and tired
> > of putting up with her crap.
> > Men's Room
> > Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

> > To do is to be. - Descartes
> > To be is to do. - Voltaire
> > Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
> > Men's restroom
> > Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ

> > At the feast of ego
> > everyone leaves hungry.
> > Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

> > It's hard to make a comeback
> > when you haven't been anywhere.
> > Written in the dust
> > on the back of a bus,
> > Wickenburg, AZ

> > Make love, not war.
> > - Hell, do both
> > GET MARRIED!
> > Women's restroom
> > The Filling Station, Bozeman, MO

> > God is dead. - Nietzsche
> > Nietzsche is dead. - God
> > The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, DC

> > If voting could really change things,
> > it would be illegal.
> > Revolution Books
> > New York, New York.

> > A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
> > If it has tires or testicles,
> > you're going to have trouble with it.
> > Women's restroom
> > Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

> > If pro is opposite of con,
> > then what is the opposite of progress?
> > Congress!
> > Men's restroom
> > House of Representatives, Washington, DC

> > Express Lane:
> > Five beers or less
> > Sign over one of the urinals
> > Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

> > You're too good for him.
> > Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
> > Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.

> > No wonder you always go home alone.
> > Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
> > Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

Found in a police station restroom.
LEGALIZE FLAGELLATION.

In a san Francisco bar.
MY MOTHER MADE ME A HOMOSEXUAL.
underneath someone wrote.
IF I GAVE HERE THE WOOL, WOULD SHE MAKE ME ONE TOO?
In another Frisco bar.
JOHN IS A FAGGOT!
Underneath that.
HE IS NOT!
And underneath that.
In another bar.
NYMPHOMANIA IS A FUN NEUROSIS. (sp)
from the Haight-Ashbury.
POT IN EVERY CHICKEN.
Paul B.
I AM SO.