This announcement is very pertinent with Hurricane Florence bearing down on us.

Thinking back a few years, living in Fla. I remember Hurricane Matthew. I was ready for it but my wife unfortunately was not.

When the wind reached a screaming pitch with the trees snapping and threshing; the horizontal torrential rain, flying roofing shakes and destroyed fences, as well as the unnerving noise-levels, my wife was transfixed; rooted to the ground.

She stared and stared through the glass of the window. Immovable, with her nose pressed to the windowpane. The stark fear in her eyes will stay with me forever.

Fortunately, as the eye of the storm arrived and the winds temporarily lessened, I was able to open the door and let her in.

You evil bastard you,I laughed my ass off.

Wondered why it was in the humor section . . .
At first

Yeah, I live in Florence, SC and Florence is bearing down on us! It is 70 miles away and we already have 50 mph gusts and steady rain. Several parts of the city without power. Worst to come late tonight and all day tomorrow. You have to respect it.

Take care Bob + let us know you're O.K. when it's over.