1. Be careful which words you use around women and children. Obviously profanity is not acceptable. And the least acceptable of all is the worst of The four letter words which ends in "K". Yes, that's right, the one we all hear almost every day in either inappropriate places or at inappropriate times....W-O-R-K!

2. Behave yourself...
...every Monday morning, all morning. The rest of the time let your conscience be your guide, you're on your own.

Another word of wisdom Keep them coming.