Saw a post similar to this a while back, and had to share a recent discovery from a smalltown, used to be a church, bar:

Here I sit in this shitty vapor, and someone stole the toilet paper.

Laughed incessently when I saw it. Room the size of a small closet, with walls of OSB plywood. Classy joint.

I'm sitting here and broken hearted.
I paid my penny but only farted.

Tungt �r att leva

Tungt �r att d�

Tungt �r att skita i meterdjup sn�



...on the wall of one of the shithouses in the regiment where I did my service... Roughly translated, sorry for the loss of the poetic qualities. Just believe me that the rhythm and timing is perfect in the Swedish verse...



Living is hard

Dying is hard

It is hard to take a shit in meter's depth of snow

I seen this one once

some come here to piss and think some come here to shit and stink but I come here to scratch my balls and read the writeing on the walls

For our friensd across the Red river.

Here I sit ass a-flexan.

just gave birth to another texan.

Of course, it might be just another Oklahoma State Animal, a tick, attached to your butt, eh?

SHE OFFERED HER HONOR....... I HONORED HER OFFER........AN ALL NITE LONG I WAS ON HER AN OFF HER.........

An oldie:

Man who writes on shithouse walls,
Rolls his shit into little balls.

Man who reads those lines of wit,
eats those little balls of shit!

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murftj:

I refuse to believe that in South Dakota, a church was turned into a bar! You are Satan and trying to lead us innocent New Yorkers astray!

Gerald, There is another one in NorthWest Washington called Holy Smokes,A Tavern. derf

Here I sit, my ass a hurt'n
Giving birth to anouther Albertan.



Sorry Alberta.


Daryl

The lavatory of Alma Mater:

"Life is a through sexual intercourse transmitted infectuous disease, that is fatal in 100 % of the known cases."

Good show, press on..

Boha

Saw one in a house out on the Antarctic ice cap warning that if you suddenly felt a rush of air, get off the seat quick, a seal was on it's way up! The new guys all fell for it.



Another simply said. "DIVER DAN" with an arrow pointing into the hole.

Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Later on I took a chance, tried to fart, but shit my pants.

Seattle bar restroom in 1973:

"Anyone who would Fxxx a xxxxxxxxxx is to lazy to masxxxxxxx."

If you can't be a he and hit, be a she and sit.

My favorite, on a freshly painted wall: With brush and paint they cover my pen, but the shithouse poet strikes again!

This was in the math/science bldg mens room when I was in College

RU/18 QT 3.14

"ARE YOU OVER 18 CUTIE PIE"

I saw this over the urinal in a club.....truer words were never written!


No matter how good lookin she is.....
Somebody, somewhere is tired of her shit!

Saw this in 1970 on a shitter door at LZ English: "Anybody who'd fuck a Vietnamese is too lazy to masturbate."