A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner
hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven
Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was
that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one
go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and
says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker
and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get
beat by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
everything he's got and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

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