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Three Norwegians went down to Mexico to celebrate college graduation, got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that they were to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, Sven, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if he has any last words. He says, "I yust graduated from Valdorf College and belief in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees; beg for Sven's forgiveness, and release him. The second, Lars, is strapped in and gives his last words, "I yust graduated from the Moorhead University of Minnysota and I belief in the power of yustice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees; beg for his forgiveness, and release him. The last one, Ole, is strapped in and says, "Vell, I'm from the University of Minysota and yust graduated with a degree in Electrical Enyineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug dis ting in!" | ||
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