How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around
with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. "Oh really, how can you tell them apart?"


He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."