Subject: Rainy Marathon

>A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at
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> >work. One wet and windy day she was in bed with her boyfriend
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> >when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the
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> >driveway.
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> >"Oh my God -- hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover,
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> >"and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
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> >"I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from
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> >beneath the sheets, "it's raining out there!"
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> >"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.

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> >"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun; the rain is the
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> >least of your problems!"
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> >So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out
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> >the window. As he begins running down the street in the pouring
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> >rain, he quickly discovers he has run right into the middle of the
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> >town's annual marathon, so he starts running along beside the
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> >others, about 300 of them.
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> >Despite being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tries

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> >to blend in as best he can.
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> >After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been
studying
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> >him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
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> >"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
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> >"Oh yes!" he replies, gasping for air.
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> >"It feels so wonderfully free!"
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> >Another runner moved alongside.
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> >"Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?"
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> >Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly.
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> >"That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get
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> >in my car and go home!"
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> >The third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried,
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> >"Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
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> >"Nope.......just when it's raining!"
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