So, I'm at work today(office setting) and two county constables come in and inquire about one of the black guys that works in mailroom. A fellow worker points the officers in the right direction and about five minutes later we hear said employee screaming, "that be b.s. man. Eyes aint neber po'd no salt in noboties battry". At this we look and see the officers kind of snickering. After the situtaion stablilized, We were informed by constables they had a warrant for the man for Assualt and Battery.