Little Johnny moved to a new school and found himself in a class who's teacher was a typical liberal NEA member that seeks to brainwash the next generation into stupidity. Every morning the teacher would begin class by reaing aloud from Moa's autobiography and asking the students to recite the Communist Manifesto. The teacher realized that Johnny was saying the Pledge of Allegiance instead. She stopped the class and in an attempt to embarrass this new student into going along with the crowd asked, "So what are you doing, that stuff is obsolete, offensive and politically incorrect.?" "Not for me, I'm a God Fearing, Ultra-Conservative, Right-Wing Christian Repulican, just like my parents!" "Well, what if your parents are wrong, what if they are morons, what would you be then?" "A liberal like you!"