A scientist from Texas Tech University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of him

Probably a damn yankee scientist. In the old days, the cowboys would have just shot him.

I would have wanted to personally run my sweaty, nervous hands over the offending garment to verify for myself that the nipples did indeed not protrude in cold weather. There is nothing like impirical testing to verify a theory!

I saw this in a cartoon yesterday. I will try to describe it. The title was "The devil is in the details" The scene is an Arab Suicide bomber has just arrived in hell down a chute, and the devil is speaking.

"Sure you get the 71 virgins alright, but they all have PMS for eternity."