An American, an Indian, and a Russian go to Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".

The American goes first. He builds a high-tech shield from depleted uranium and composites, and hides behind it. The Devil strikes once - the shield cracks; twice - the shield falls apart; thrice - the American is no more.

Next goes the Indian. He puts himself in some advanced Yoga position and goes into deep hibernation. The Devil strikes once - nothing; twice - the Indian shivers a bit; thrice - the Indian grunts, but lives. The Devil is amazed and tells him he's free to go. The Indian asks "May I stay and watch? In all jokes the Russians somehow come out on top. I want to see how he will do it this time". The Devil nods and turns to the Russian: "So, what will you use as a shield?"

The Russian: "The Indian, of course

I would have expected this from Vashper...

Really.

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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
I would have expected this from Vashper...

I guess I need to stop going to all the Russian web sites and reading the propaganda, it's catching

thanks for the heads up.

Vashper, jump in here and defend yourself. I can't hold them off all by myself.

I'm here kensco.
i'll hold your coat.

I would have expected it from Vashper too, but in an attached video.