> Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome.
One has a Holy cross in front of him. The other one has the
Star of David.
Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put
money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Holy cross.
A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving
money to the beggar behind the cross, but none give to the beggar
behind the Star of David.
Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar with the Star of
David and says:
"My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country.
People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a
'Star of David' in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside
a beggar who has a Holy cross. In fact, they would probably give
monies to him just out of spite."
The beggar behind the 'Star of David' listened to the priest...
Turned to the other beggar with the cross and said:
"Moishe...look who's trying to teach the Goldberg brothers about
marketing."

Brilliant!! my Jewish friends will love this one.