A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Pantheon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

“Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”

“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

“Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces.”

Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

“True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved.”

Good Points All!!

The greeks invented the use of sheep intestines as a contraseptive, the Irish improved it by taking it out of the sheep first!

Sorry guys. Nothing I can use given my circle of friends.

Like the story about the guy that was arrested for doing a sheep + at a jury trial was asked to explain how it was done. He says well 1st you put the sheep's hind legs inside your boots + then start walking toward a cliff + the sheep will just back up. An old man in the jury shouts out. "It better be a tall cliff, because they will jump sometimes."